Duke Cannon
Big Ass Brick of Soap - Victory
$10.00
True to its name, this superior grade soap product is big (10 oz.) and will
last much longer than the dainty little bars sold at your local grocery.
It also smells awesome and contains steel cut grains for maximum
gripability. If you enjoy activities like drinking American beer or using
power tools, then frankly, this is the only soap meant for you.