Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.

Product Specs: 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal

Made in the USA by humans, not elves

May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery

A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty.  According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.

Size: 10 oz. This product has an intentionally distressed looking carton